About Me

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What am I? What do I do? And most importantly, how do I explain that in a neat percentage breakdown? Why, with a completely useless, arbitrary percentage graph that came programmed into this WordPress site!

Oh, yeah. This is a wordpress site. You don’t see website building in the chart, do you?!

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[blox_row columns=”1/1″ fullwidth=”true” color=”#f9f9f9″ image=”http://www.yuribaranovsky.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/Dan-is-Dead-Others-017.jpg” bg_repeat=”cover” bg_position=”left top” bg_attach=”parallax” text_light=”1″ padding_top=”200″ padding_bottom=”200″ overlay_color=”#191919″ overlay_opacity=”.8″][blox_column width=”1/1″ ][blox_testimonial type=”full_color” animation=”fadeInUp”][blox_testimonial_item author=”Yuri Baranovsky, Writer” image=”http://www.yuribaranovsky.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/mehip.jpg”]Any idiot can make up a motivational quote.[/blox_testimonial_item][blox_testimonial_item author=”Yuri Baranovsky, Coal Miner” image=”http://www.yuribaranovsky.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/Dan-is-Dead-Others-033.jpg”]Sure, it was a deep coal mine. But at least I found that time portal.[/blox_testimonial_item][/blox_testimonial][/blox_column][/blox_row]